We know what you’re thinking.
WTF? And you’re right!
Bring attitude to the colors that bring coloring books to life. Orange isn't orange, it's 'FAKE TAN.' Red is 'A DOZEN ROSES.' YELLOW IS 'LEMON DROP.' Something a little more edgy? How about a light blue called 'REALLY GOOD METH.' FROM TAME TO TAWDRY, SIX DIFFERENT THEMES MAKE IT EASY TO MATCH YOUR MOOD OR PICK THE PERFECT GIFT.
WE ARE: Off Colored
We decided that colored pencils weren't quite colorful enough. Time for something completely different. Funky names for friendly colors. You'll laugh. You'll cringe. You'll shudder in disgust. "How could they?" Well, we did. Now you can, too. Choose from six themes, each one a provocative peek into the world as we know it.
This iS the: best gift
Everyone is coloring these days! They have the books - what they need is a brand new set of colored pencils to bring those pages to life. Heartfelt to hilarious. Nostalgic to erotic. Off Colored Pencils fill those blank pages with a hue atttitude. The perfect gift to stuff in a stocking or send around the world.